I am formally inviting you all to my funeral on October 27th at your nearest Target location.
Dolphins see themselves in a mirror
everyone should stop and reblog dolphins in a mirror
Dolphin: NO WONDER THE ICE CAPS ARE MELTING. IM FUCKIN HOT.
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive
if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated she would be in debt
if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated, she would give about $30. so much debt.
Fair point, but who the fuck cares how many people she’s dated? She could date 40 million people or 7 and still be hella rad, because the amount of boyfriends a person has doesn’t equal that person’s value.
officially one week until 1989 comes out!
we’re getting new music tomorrow
we get 1989 next week